More Crazy People: Crank.net

Yes, I’m posting about Internutters again. Don’t worry, my blog isn’t about to become an Internet crank encyclopedia.

It doesn’t have to, because Crank Dot Net is out there.

I won’t go into too much detail; you can (and should) explore CDN’s full range of anthologized insanity on your own. Here’s just one example: the one, the only, the nuttiest site on the web…

Time Cube: If you haven’t heard of this one, beware: high-octane paranoia ahead. Cubic and Wisest Human Gene Ray uses the site to patiently and lucidly explain his revolutionary idea that… um… err…
Truth is, nobody knows exactly what he’s on about, despite the formidable wall of text he’s provided. This is unfortunate, in view of the $10,000 award that awaits anyone who can prove him wrong.

Excerpt:
Educators are lying bastards.
-1 x -1= +1 is WRONG, it is
academic stupidity and is evil.
The educated stupid should acknowledge
the natural antipodes of+1 x +1 = +1and
-1 x -1 = -1 exist as plus and minus values
of opposite creation – depicted by opposite
sexes and opposite hemispheres.

Obviously, Mr. Ray has lost his marbles.

On another note: don’t miss the hit sequel to Time Cube!

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